In honor of Duke, my beloved golden-doodle client

This is a joke which I found on another forums list....

The American Kennel Club has decided to recognize these new breeds of dogs that are the result of cross breeding:

• Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
• Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot.
• Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
• Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
• Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
• Pekingese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.
• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
• Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers.
• Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
• Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
• Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
• Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work.
• Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
• Poodle + Min Pin: PooPin, a dog for constipated people.